Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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