What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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