- Anti Joke

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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