Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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