- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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