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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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