- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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