What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Anti Joke

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