- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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