what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's 9+10? 19

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?