Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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