- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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