Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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