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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Granny porn!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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