Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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