"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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