- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

gay pom...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

i found waldo.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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