- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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