- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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