Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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