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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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