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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face