A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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I am a mime

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i found waldo.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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