- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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