- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Eric is gay Ha

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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