- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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