- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Wanna hear a joke? no

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

kennah campion... being nice

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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