I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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