Communism hehe xd

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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