- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Kevin and Ramin

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

penis. nuff said.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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