- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Man U

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

The Morman Religion.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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