Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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