- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage