- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

The Morman Religion.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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