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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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