- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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