- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Women's rights

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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