- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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