- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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