- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

im telling maguire

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??