- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's brown an sticky Shit

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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