- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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