A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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