Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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