- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

that wall over there ->

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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