- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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