- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why so serious ?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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