So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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