- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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