hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

whats black and large -me

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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