What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Read a Book.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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