- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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