Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Women's Rights

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

My mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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