How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why so serious ?

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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