Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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rent a cops

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Okay.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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