- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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