- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Read a Book.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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