- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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