- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Good job, son.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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