- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

richard is fag

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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