- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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