- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Where's my baby??

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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