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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Abortion.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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