- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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