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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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