why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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