What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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