- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

can you pass the soap?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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