- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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