- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Chick Norris... Enough said

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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