A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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