What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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