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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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