- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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