- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A baby seal walks into a club.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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