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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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