- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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