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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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