- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A house comes around the corner.

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