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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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