- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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