- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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