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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Your mom is so nice.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.