What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Tilt your screen back

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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