What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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