i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Tilt your screen back

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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