- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

it was all Tagart

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

SHUT UP JP

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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