What does two plus two equal? 4

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Error 37.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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