What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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