- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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