- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

these are shit

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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