knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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