- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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