- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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