- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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