Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Mitt Romney

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Anti Joke

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