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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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