- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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