- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I have a really funny joke.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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