A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Mitt Romney

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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