Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What does two plus two equal? 4

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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