- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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