A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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