- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

homosexual

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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