Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Error 37.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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