- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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