- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Good job, son.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??