- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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