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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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