roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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