What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Anti Joke

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