- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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