Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Faithful men.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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