- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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