- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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