- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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