- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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