- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Women's rights.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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