- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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