What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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