- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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