- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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