- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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