- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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