- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

homosexual rights to marriage

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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